One day at lunch when I was making conversation with my family.
me: ... well, i'm just glad Ricky Martin finally came out.
my mom: what? where was he?
Conversation between a nearby passenger and the steward on my flight from Montreal to Geneva.
steward: Sir, we have you listed here as being hearing impaired, is that correct?
passenger: NO. I don't know why that's always on my profile. I might have difficulty hearing sometimes, but that's only when my wife is talking.
